Slay your not a idiot, sure you have a fascination with a bad TV show but we all have our flaws, for instance I am typing this on a mac.
). Well we had to climb the gangway on this aircraft carrier and we weren't 1/2 way up and I was on my belly dragging myself up before my mom got me and dragged me the rest of the way. So I'm a mess, anything that was on someones elses shoes was now also on me. We get up to the top and my dad has to salute the Officer of the Day and request permission to come aboard. He salutes my dad and greets my mom and he looks down at me and I sharply ask him if he's forgotten how to salute. My mom drags me away quickly. Well it's not much later and we get to the Mess Hall and yes were seated at the Captains Table. Well we get up to the Captain's Table and he greets my dad, mom,brother and sisters and then he gets to me. I snap out a salute and tell the captain "my dad said I"m good for nothing no good" and I jumped in my chair and spilled my glass of milk all over the table.
