reminds me about a week ago
now bear in mind I'm the typical "old man driver", just not that old

I drive 45 in a 45 and 55 in a 55....etc.
I'm on the highway going 55 and up ahead the lane is merging into 1 because of road work. I am in the "slow" right lane, going a constant speed. It's about a half mile stretch and up the rise is a merge off, which I will take.
Big truck behind me decides I'm going to slow and gets floors it behind me to get in front of me. No big deal. And then the a-hole driver behind him decides to floor it too and try and get in front of me.
Now all this isn't a problem for me if people want to floor it and past me. But up ahead everyone is slowing down. In essence, anyone flooring past me, going 65 and then slowing down just to get in front of me is an absolute moron.
I don't feel in the mood for any shenanigans so I keep my constant "slower" speed. This freaks out the guy in front of me and he veers off beeping his horn. I of course merge off...all the while having one of the greatest moments of that sort.
but hey, join the crowd of people who finish last

. It's more important you came out safe, just sucks we have to deal with such things.