[rinard]

HARD-DISK woman/Man: She/He remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS woman/Man: Everyone knows that she/He can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL woman/Man: They say she/He can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER woman/Man: She/He is good for notjing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET woman/man: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!

SERVER woman/man: Always busy when you need her/him.

MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL woman/man: Every ten things she/he says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything

[Slam'n Systems]

VIRUS woman

thats mine!

[fiezk]

perhaps the lack of answers to this question is due to the lack of girlfriends / boyfriends amung techies?

[trebor]

most of my women have been excel women. Goodfor basic nneds, then that is all. Haven't found one that isn't a virus but can install.

[ADZ]

probably be my new mouse i got (thanks Guy) it has a whole buch of built in commands i can press to make my life easier and I can be lazier!!!!