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hey guys, go check this out..got this from my email today.


Thoughts of the day...
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„« > > > >> > > > A little old lady went to the grocery store and put
„« > > > > the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then
„« > > > > went to the check out counter where she told the
„« > > > > check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little kitten."
„« > > > >> > > > The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we
„« > > > > cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have
„« > > > > a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and
„« > > > > the management wants proof that you are buying the
„« > > > > cat food for your cat."
„« > > > >> > > > The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and
„« > > > > brought it back to the store.
„« > > > >> > > > One Cat
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„« > > > > (=T=)
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„« > > > > ((_((|))_))
„« > > > >> > > >> > > > They sold her the cat food
„« .> > > >> > > > The next day, the old lady went to the store and bought
„« > > > > 12 of the most expensive dog cookies-one for each day of
„« > > > > Christmas
„« .> > > > > > > > The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had
„« > > > > a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food
„« .> > > >> > > > Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her
„« > > > > dog.
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„« > > > >> > > > She was then given the dog cookies
„« .> > > >> > > > The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid.
„« > > > > The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the
„« > > > > hole.
„« > > > >> > > > The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there."
„« > > > >> > > > The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the
„« > > > > box that would bite her
„« .> > > >> > > > So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out.
„« > > > > She told the little old lady, "That smells like crap."
„« > > > >> > > > The little old lady grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I
„« > > > > please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"
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MORAL: Never **** off a little old lady> >