All of them are *almost* equally good, but the soldier one is the best IMO
"And from that day forward, any place with more than one animal is called a ZOO!"
*Soldiers heads are revealed to actually be decapitated enemies impaled onto a fence*
*One head falls down*
"Unless it's a farm!"
lol brilliant!
"And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal.. and then he hearded them onto a bought [uses grenades to demonstrate]... and beat the crap out every last one!"
I can definitley see this becoming a movie, every character is unique and funny in their own way.
I really like the demoman too: "One part potassium chloride, two parts benzyn, ONE ERRANT
TWITCH! AND KABLOO-WEE!" I'm not even entirely sure if that's what he said (I'm sure about "TWITCH" though), lol, it's hard to understand what he's saying