[McKlaxxhammer]

Hi everyone, i've spent most of the night surfing TF and so far there is almost noone in need of help, i don't see threads about assisstance and people's sweet systems, all i've seen are people complaining about other people, and it's starting to stress me out too. So i've made this wonderfull topic for all to come and post positive things.

Anything applies as long as its not negative and directed at someone who is part of the forums.

you can come and complain about bush, just don't complain about beedubaya or dale or nubious or any of the other people who are in fashion this evening.

Let me start us all off with a good example

"Hi all, i've just started programing in C today, and im really excited, im enjoying it alot so far, but i would appreciate some pointers if anyone has any"

see!?, it's that easy, lol

PS: this is not an advertisment for my other topic about C programming.

PPS: my example is not fictional, so give me some tips if you got em

[TheMajor]

Looks like nobody's happy so far.
I am depressed.

[Nubius]

I HATE YOU FOR MAKING THIS THREAD! haha, completely kidding man

Funny though,

just don't complain about beedubaya or dale or nubious or any of the other people who are in fashion this evening.

how those are the 3 names you first thought of haha

[Simon]

wow ok this forum has some weird **** to day

[McKlaxxhammer]

Thats all i've seen tonight so far. But im over all that now, im in my safe happy place, and not even the major can bring me down with his "NEGATIVE" comments, lol.

but atleast he is posting.

[TheMajor]

Im depressed cause:
I haven't slept in 4 days. I am tired as ****. I have to go to school in an hour. I have a test today. I might get in trouble cause I played hooky. I did not go to school monday and yesterday. My head hurts. My feet hurt. My eyes hurt. Everything hurts. I want to sleep but I am afraid my school will cal my dad. My teacher wants to kill me cause I never show up. He told a few other teachers how I never showed up and now I have to come up with an excuse. I barely have any time to visit TF cause I am too busy. Everybody wants me to fix their computers but no time. Blue screens all over the place and they want me to fix it without formatting. My computer freezes all the time. The JAVA folder pops-up every time Windows loads and there's no items in my startup/services. My IM and mailclient crash and are acting weird. I have 100's of unreplied e-mails. I have to work on my website. I have to buy a present for my grandpa. I have to make an appointment for another test.

[McKlaxxhammer]

****, that sucks major, but thats what this topic is for, feeling better. just remeber that no matter how bad you do at school, at home, or in your social life, that I am way more lazy and am logically more worst off than you are.

ps: even though all that was negative it's all good.

pps: if you wana skip school do what i always do. call the hospital and tell them to call your teacher and tell him his wife/mother/child has just passed away, your guaranteed todays class will be cancelled (at the bare minimum), just claim to be from a mortuary or old persons home that is afiliated with the hospital.

Works everytime.

[TheMajor]

I'm calling my school. I am sick. Both mentally and phisically. I have literally thousands of files to be organized.

[McKlaxxhammer]

YAY! procrastination wins again.

I hate doing stuff when im supposed to.

and aslong as your not in university then who cares if you miss a few too many classes, or flunk. Your still too young to be worrying about that kind of junk.

I'm above school, im going to teach myself everything i need to know then become the next bill gates, except i wont charge for my software and there will be no security on it, and i will be less rich then i am now. But the respect will be there. and ill be able to score with mega hot babes without having to meet their parents or give them cash or nothin, lol. j/k ill still probably have to pay, but ill be poor. talk about irronic.

[Shumway]

Major just smoke some of that famous Netherland green stuff and all will be better