• "I wish I wasn't (the world's richest man)... There's nothing good that comes out of that. You get more visibility as a result of it." (Speaking at online advertising conference in Redmond, Wash., May 5, 2006)
THEN START WRITING CHECKS!
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Hmm, let's see. I'll have uhhh, a briefcase full of $100 bills, and, oh I'll take a check for $20 billion. Oh, and I'll also have one of those Visa cards with a $100 million credit limit.