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Old 06-07-2006, 04:42 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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i thought i'd start a riddle thread in lou ( however u spell it) of the Jokes thread. lets make them tough ones.

BUT PLEASE ONE AT A TIME, SOLVE BEFORE POSTING ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!

ill start us off.

A man is walking in the amazon, then he sees a red bug on a green leaf, then all of a sudden some cannibals kidnap him. Now they have him in captive and tell him that they are going to kill him. they tell him that he can make a statement. IF the statement is TRUE, he will be boiled in a pot, IF the statement is FALSE he will be burned on a steak.
what does he say to the cannibals to be set free?
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Something about the bug on the leaf, but I'm not witty enough to figure it out.
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Hmm..thats a bit of a lose/lose situation.

/edit for people who dont read it properly...
If he says something true he is boiled..
False he is burnt.
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Cool "Assuming this is Africa...."

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A man is walking in the amazon, then he sees a red bug on a green leaf, then all of a sudden some cannibals kidnap him. Now they have him in captive and tell him that they are going to kill him. they tell him that he can make a statement. IF the statement is TRUE, he will be boiled in a pot, IF the statement is FALSE he will be burned on a steak.
what does he say to the cannibals to be set free?
"I HAVE AIDS..." :freak:

Works every time.....
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"I HAVE AIDS..." :freak:

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EDIT:: Idunno, try to put a RED bug and a GREEN leef together and see what happens (hint)
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Solve his first, but just for the sake of me not forgetting it I'll post my riddle.

You are in a room with no doors, windows etc. There is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
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A man is walking in the amazon, then he sees a red bug on a green leaf, then all of a sudden some cannibals kidnap him. Now they have him in captive and tell him that they are going to kill him. they tell him that he can make a statement. IF the statement is TRUE, he will be boiled in a pot, IF the statement is FALSE he will be burned on a steak.
what does he say to the cannibals to be set free?
He says nothing.
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if he says nothing, they'll just kill him. HINT has NOTHING TO DO with the red bug and green leaf. haha.
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Ok this is a stupid riddle... Just tell us the answer so we can move on.
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Solve his first, but just for the sake of me not forgetting it I'll post my riddle.

You are in a room with no doors, windows etc. There is a mirror and a table, how do you get out?
For the first one i dunno

Everything i say is false .. so that means if it is false then that means he said something true, so but if it is true then that means it is false lol

Isn't that you look into the mirror you saw or whatever you see and you cut a hole in the table? I never really got that old riddle
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