i thought i'd start a riddle thread in lou ( however u spell it) of the Jokes thread. lets make them tough ones.
BUT PLEASE ONE AT A TIME, SOLVE BEFORE POSTING ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!
ill start us off.
A man is walking in the amazon, then he sees a red bug on a green leaf, then all of a sudden some cannibals kidnap him. Now they have him in captive and tell him that they are going to kill him. they tell him that he can make a statement. IF the statement is TRUE, he will be boiled in a pot, IF the statement is FALSE he will be burned on a steak.
what does he say to the cannibals to be set free?