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11.</TD><TD align=left nd="1">
Hard drive is making funny noises and you need make a back up ASAP.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left width=28>
10.</TD><TD align=left width=473 nd="2">You're actually sick because you spent all weekend outside in line for tickets to the latest
X-Men movie.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>
9.</TD><TD align=left width=473 nd="3">Monitor died and you couldn't sleep without its soft glow.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>
8.</TD><TD align=left width=473 nd="4">You're down ten grand in online poker and you can't quit now.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>
7.</TD><TD align=left width=473 nd="5">All day
Star Trek TOS marathon on the
Sci-Fi channel today.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>
6.</TD><TD align=left width=473>Found a
really great unsecured webcam at Google headquarters.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>
5.</TD><TD align=left width=473 nd="6">Mistakenly thought caffeine overdose was heart attack.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>
4.</TD><TD align=left width=473 nd="7">Cut self badly assembling PC and had to go to the emergency room.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>
3.</TD><TD align=left width=473 nd="8">Visit from corporate "suits" about missed delivery date on
software project.</TD></TR><TR><TD align=left height=16>
2.</TD><TD align=left width=473 nd="9">Marathon flame war about which
operating system is best just won't end. </TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>
1.</TD><TD align=left width=473>World of Warcraft </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
BBspot - Top 11 Reasons Geeks Call in Sick