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Old 05-10-2004, 08:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Try and name all the oxy morons you can think of. I'll start.

Death benefits
Alone together
Pretty ugly
Work party

Those are just a few, you keep 'em goin.....
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I've seen the ones above on a few different sites.....I still like Microsoft Works though....it never gets old...because well, they made it up! lol.

How about something original though..... hmmmm

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Alright I got a few more

Personal computer
Jumbo shrimp
Long shorts
Military intelligence

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living dead
head butt
dodge ram
tax return
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taped live
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tight slacks
living dead
head butt
dodge ram
tax return
plastic glasses
taped live
same difference
Haha I saw that on Google to when you search for "Oxymorons",

Haha. Nice try!
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tight slacks
living dead
head butt
dodge ram
tax return
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taped live
same difference
taped live isn't an oxy-moron. ITs more like being redundant.

Like Taped Live as opposed to taped not live? Exactly
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