[ulater6000]

Post your nerd jokes here

[Keyboard Cowboy]

Originally posted by ulater6000
Post your nerd jokes here

"Microsoft Works"

[Apokalipse]

there's no place like 127.0.0.1

[Keyboard Cowboy]

SCSI = Still Can't See It
NTSC = Not That S#!t Colour
PAL = Perfection At Last
SHARP = Sux Hard And Really Pricy
NEC = Never Expect Compability
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligence Consumers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Anachronisms

[Mr. Switch]

Originally posted by Harper
SCSI = Still Can't See It
NTSC = Not That S#!t Colour
PAL = Perfection At Last
SHARP = Sux Hard And Really Pricy
NEC = Never Expect Compability
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligence Consumers Realise Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
PCMCIA = People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Anachronisms

Never heard those before, CLASSICS!

[joshd]

Originally posted by Harper
"Microsoft Works"

lol. (not lol in the usual sense, i did actually 'laugh out loud')

[Keyboard Cowboy]

Originally posted by Sw1tCh[FX]
Never heard those before, CLASSICS!

Any they are so true.

[ulater6000]

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the

computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If GM had kept up with the technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon."

In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating, "If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash twice a day.

2. Every time they painted new lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car.

3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull ove r to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue.

For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.

5. Only one person at a time could use the car unless you bought "CarNT," but then you would have to buy more seats.

6. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive -- but it would only run on five percent of the roads.

7. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single "general protect ion fault" warning light.

8. The airbag system would ask, "Are you sure?" before deploying.

9. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the antenna.

10. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally Road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither need nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50 percent or more. Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.

11. Every time GM introduced a new car, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

12. You'd have to press the "start" button to turn the engine off.

[Mr. Switch]

I've heard that one before, its good.

[ulater6000]

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