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08-25-2009, 09:04 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 5,893
|  Man Gets Glued To Toilet Seat
Cairns gent glued to loo - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Quote: Cairns gent glued to loo
Police are appealing for information after a man was glued to a public toilet seat in far north Queensland in what police describe as a 'sick joke'.
Police, ambulance officers and fire crews were called to the 70-year-old man's aid after he became stuck at the Cairns Central Shopping Centre toilets about 10:30am AEST on Saturday.
Police say someone smeared strong glue over the toilet seat and the man had to be taken to the Cairns Base Hospital to have the seat removed.
Shopping centre security footage is being reviewed and anyone with information should call Crime Stoppers or Cairns police.
| LOL! That what you get for not wiping the seat before sitting down.
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08-25-2009, 09:13 PM
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| Re: Man Gets Glued To Toilet Seat
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Originally Posted by Keyboard Cowboy  LOL! That what you get for not wiping the seat before sitting down. | You are completely wrong.
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08-25-2009, 09:56 PM
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Monster Techie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,791
| Re: Man Gets Glued To Toilet Seat
That is actually a pretty brilliant prank.
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08-25-2009, 10:01 PM
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01001100011011110110110 Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 1,973
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hahahahahahaha, that's funny as. Would've been more funny if it hadn't've been a 70 year old guy.
I wonder what it would have felt like...squish? man, that'd be the most terrible feeling lol
I'd just like to point out I never sit on the thing, somehow the thought of touching my rear to the spot where another dude had rested his hairy *** to take a **** doesn't appeal to me.
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08-25-2009, 10:04 PM
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Monster Techie Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Boston, MA Posts: 1,791
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The more disgusting bathrooms you use in life, the more tolerable these situations become, and the better you are as a person. It's really one of the main indicators as to how much you've grown as a human being.
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08-27-2009, 08:14 AM
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| Re: Man Gets Glued To Toilet Seat
Alright i have closed this. Cause frankly it is just something that can stir up people. People can laugh at it cause it was someone else. But when it does happen to you or someone you know then it isnt so funny. It is actually very serious and very painful. SuperGlue and skin is something that can be very problematic. As you can rip your skin right off depending on the area.
What the intent was, who knows. but simply put i am leaving this here for informative purposes to remind people to look before they squat.
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