Devilish you still have said why you don't like linux....
Its difficult to say what is the best distro as some are aimed for different purposes.
www.distowatch.com will tell you about most of the available distro's, their strengths, weaknesses and application.
I can suggest that you try out Knoppix which runs off a CD (no installation required). Maybe then you may appreciate the power of linux and go for a hard drive based linux.
Note that you can always use VMWARE to run windows inside of linux and vice versa !