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11-17-2004, 12:22 PM
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True Techie Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 161
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hey post your jokes here. THIS PLACE NEEDS SOME GOOD LAUGHS. (ie : computer jokes this is a computer forum)
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11-17-2004, 12:40 PM
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PowerQuest / Opera Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,101
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What is a hooker in Alaska called?
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A frostitute!
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11-17-2004, 01:50 PM
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Ultra Techie Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 973
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Windows means "Work is never done on Windows systems"
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11-17-2004, 02:05 PM
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11-17-2004, 03:37 PM
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Master Techie Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,934
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Sheriff looks down the main street of town and sees this cowboy walking along, with absolutely nothing on but his cowboy hat. So he arrests him and puts him in jail.
After locking him up, the sheriff asks him, "Now, son...Why are you naked?"
Cowboy replies:
"Well, Sheriff...I met this cowgirl at the saloon. So we went back to her trailer. She took off her shirt and said, now you take off yer shirt. So I did. Then she took off her jeans, and said, now you take off yer jeans darlin. So I did. Then she took off her underwear and said, now yer turn. So I did. Then she crawled up on her bed and said, okay cowboy...now go to town!
So here I am."
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11-17-2004, 06:45 PM
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PowerQuest / Opera Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Netherlands Posts: 10,101
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lmao... nice one shoobie!
here's another:
Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving. 
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11-17-2004, 11:33 PM
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Master Techie Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 2,934
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Three guys are standing outside a pub. An Englishman, a German, and a Scotsman.
British guy says, "In England, you can walk into any pub, and for every beer you buy, you get one for free."
German guy says, "That's nothing. In Germany, you can walk into a pub, and for every beer you buy, you get two for free!"
Scotsman says, "You guys are full of it. You can go to a pub in Scotland, and as soon as you walk in the door, they'll hand you a pint for free. When yer done with that, they'll hand you another, for free. And when yer done with THAT, they'll hand you another, for free. And when you're all drunk, they'll take you upstairs and have sex with you, for free!"
The Englishman and the German look at each other, then to the Scot and say, "Really? You've experienced this?"
Scotsman says, "No. But it happened to me sister twice!"
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11-18-2004, 03:07 AM
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Wizard Techie Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,784
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Macintosh stands for: Many Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
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11-18-2004, 07:01 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 13,739
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how's this for a joke: Windows 98
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11-18-2004, 07:10 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 5,908
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Quote: Originally posted by waynejkruse10
Macintosh stands for: Many Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs | LOL!!! That's a good one!!!
how about some more...
MICROSOFT :- Most Intelligent Consumers Realises Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
SCSI :- Still Can't See It
NEC :- Never Expect Compatibility
Sharp :- Sux Hard And Really Pricey
PCMCIA :- People Can't Memories Computer Industry Anachronisms
NTSC :- Not That Shit Colour
PAL :- Perfection At Last....
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