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Old 10-07-2008, 06:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Whats the difference between a $lut and a *****?


A $lut will r00t everyone at a party, a ***** will r00t everyone but you!
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Whats the difference between a $lut and a *****?


A $lut will r00t everyone at a party, a ***** will r00t everyone but you!

lol.that was kinda of a bad thing to laugh at.


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What do you call a Mexican getting baptized?






Bean dip!

hehe sorry, I rofl'ed when I heard that.
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Bean dip!

hehe sorry, I rofl'ed when I heard that.


one big LOL from me.sorry i got no more joke's for the night
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
































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^ Roflopolous.
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Did you hear about the blonde with a bruised belly button?







Her boyfriend was blonde too.
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ROFL! Okay, that was a good one, Craze
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how do you stop a terrorist tank???







you shoot the people pushing it.
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What do you call a clairvoyant midget who escaped from prison?













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