We aren't going to ban you.
I remember a friend and I making random comments to other people on the internet when we were drunk. It was quite fun.
I don't know why, but one thing I can remember exactly:
[on MSN]
Friend (who I was drunk with): youre fally swink (supposed to be fully swank)
person we were talking to: It's fully, you fool!
me: It's fooly, you full!
person we were talking to: LOL
I seem to still be able to spell properly when I'm drunk.