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Old 11-18-2004, 03:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
 
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this is one of my first practical vb program

its a insult generator and its quite far from insulting but is quite good for a largh.

some of the "insults" include:

You clumsy internet using face muncher!
You putrid objectional extremist!
You ignorant star-jumping ape!
You shrinking face munching man!


it can generate up to 137500 insults.

Pretty good for my first try.

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Old 11-18-2004, 03:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I also have an insult generator. Maybe I can send it to you. (I didn't write the program myself, got it from internet)
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May I ask, how is that practical?
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sounds funny, could you post it here so we could try it
who knows, maybe your insult program could make its way into being a chatbot (remembering Tombot)
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mmm, yeah ive heard of tombot, and also eliza, thats another one, but eliza is dos based. I think its practical because compared to my other programs is one of the more practical ones. Another one of my first programs was a click me game. Also, how do i upload a exe?, it says im not allowed to upload exe's
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Do you have a webserver? Get free hosting at www.100webspace.com or somewhere else and you can upload it there.
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Can't you just put it in a .zip file and then upload it?
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May I ask, how is that practical?
Who cares if it's practical lol, it's funny, he put effort into actually coding it so you gotta give him credit there... I guess when he says it's practical it's because he can actually use this program lol....probably for these forums, whenever he gets mad instead of typing out whatever he'll just hit 'GENERATE INSULT' and post that to whomever lol
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Can't you just put it in a .zip file and then upload it?
Or you can just rename the .exe to .txt and upload it, i'd like to see someones coding skills, aint nothing but talk in the programming forum.
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anybody make programs like that in Mac?
I'm posting from a G5 right now, I want one
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