[übernewbie]

Greetings. I am in need of a free web host. I'd like it to match the following guidelines:

1. Completely and absolutely FREE
2. NO banner ads/pop-ups/pop-unders/text-links, aka NO ADS AT ALL
3. 20 or more megabytes of space
4. At the very least 1 gig of data packet transfer (bandwidth)
5. Browser uploads. None of this FTP/Telnet/Email stuff.
6. NO limit to file-size
7. NO limit to file-type
8. 89-99% uptime
9. They won't go deleting my webpage without first warning me.

Thank you for any answers that you may have.

[übernewbie]

Originally posted by sandman
LOL...and I'd like to be in a hot tub with Catherine Zeta Jones.

Seriously though, I think the days of free anything on the Web are numbered if not already gone. There are some free hosting sites but your second requirement is going to be hard to meet because they have to pay their bills somehow. Try a search on google or maybe start here:

http://www.netfirms.com/hostingChart

Best of luck...

I know... but I've been doing google searches for a looong time and have tried dozens of free web hosts. I was thinking that there are no good free web hosts anymore. But one can dream. One can dream.....

[ADZ]

yeah, shes pretty **** fine...but moving back on topic, i doubt it exists...im sure its a myth!

all you can do is scan the search engines and compare prices to get the cheapest deal.

[mac_mogul]

I have a suggestion. A friend (well, actually is was some dude in yahoo checkers that was proud of the demonic cult he was in) gave me the link to a free boards site. it is...

www.proboards.com

You'll have to do some searching to get to where you need to be but, it's free and i'm pretty sure i'ts stable. However, there are GOBS of ads and all you have to do is donate like, 7 bucks and you get 50,000 sites free of ads, I don't know what that means but I guess you won't get ads for a while. The board setup is strange and some things don't work the way they do for VBull.
But the setup is nice and clean.