[U-Toast]

PLEASE READ THIS IS ITS ENTIRETY!

Ok, my english techer just gave us this handout today, and i just hafta share it with yall, its greatstuff.

This handout is about the history of playing the dozens (all the yo moma jokes)

Basically its a game, were peeps go back and forth, and it has rules and all. i wont get into then, its useless. the great stuff are the jokes them selves the teacher gave us they are called snaps:

Stupid/ugly snaps:

-ur so stupid, it takes u n hour to cook minute rice
-ur so dumb, u think taco bell is a mexican phone company
-ur girlfriend is so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator, she broke her two front teeth
-ur so dumb, if u spoke ur mind, you would be speechless
-ur sister is so stupid, she went to the baker for a yeast infection
-ur so stupid, u asked for a pricecheck at a 99 cent store
-u were so ugly at birth, your parents called u "**** happens"
-ur bro is so ugly, when he sits in the sand the cat tries to bury him
-ur so ugly u couldnt get laid if u were a brick

body snaps:

-your **** are so small, you hafta tatto "front: on ur chest
-ur sister is so skinny, her bra fits better backwards
-ur sister is so skinny, she could win the miss somalia pageant
-ur mother is so crossed-eyed, she thinks her only child is a twin
-ur mother is so fat, shes got more chins than chinatown
-ur mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu

old/smelly snaps:

-ur breath smills like cheez doodles-- light on the cheeze, heavy on the doo doo
-ur breath smeels so bad, people on the phone hang up
-ur mother is so old, she was a waitress at the Last Supper
-ur grandmather is so old, she wrote the foreward to the bible
-ur mother is so old, she new burger king when he was just a prince
-ur mother is so old, her social security number is in roman numerals
-ur mother is so old, her social security number is 1

poor snaps:

-ur family is so poor, your mother calls TV dinner trays her good china
-ur parents are so poor, they god married for the rice
-ur car is so old, they sstole the club and left the car

and finally the sex snaps!:

-i heard u were getting sex all the time until ur wrist got arthritis
-ur mother is like a doorknob cuz everyone takes a turn
-the only dif between ur girlfriend and a subway is that not every1 has ridden a subway

Hope u enjoyed it!

[mac_mogul]

Some of it is indeed funny, but some of it is rather offensive and a bit vulgar for this forum :rolleyes: If you could just remove the perverted parts, then It would be okay

[U-Toast]

alright il do taht now. i know some were pretty bad. wasnt shur is it would pass or no

[TheMajor]

sooo funny!

[sippin codeine]

Originally posted by mac_mogul
Some of it is indeed funny, but some of it is rather offensive and a bit vulgar for this forum :rolleyes: If you could just remove the perverted parts, then It would be okay

:nerd:

[SNiPeRViRuS]

y perverted jokes are the best type

[U-Toast]

yea they good, but i recognize they are inapropriate for here. so i took off a few.

[Regulus]

Man, those a hilarious! lol

[waynejkruse10]

yo momma is so fat and dumb, that when she walks down the shopping aisle, she blocks it up for two hours because the juice bottle said concentrate, SCORE,
funny

wayne

[uNsaiN]

Your so stupid, you tripped over the cord on the cordless phone
Your so dumb, you sat on the TV and watched the couch
Your so stupid, you ran up the slide and when down the stairs

I'll be here all week lol.