[Poizen22]

well i saw this and i had to post it almost had me in tears.

Christmas Cake Recipe that you are sure to love!
> Ingredients:
> * 2 cups flour
> * 1 stick butter
> * 1
cup of water
> * 1 tsp baking soda
> * 1 cup of sugar
> * 1 tsp salt
> * 1 cup of brown sugar
> * Lemon juice
> * 4 large eggs
> * Nuts
> * 1 bottle wine
> * 2 cups
of dried fruit
> Sample the wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine
> again. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
> drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a
> large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this
> point it's best to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup...
> Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and
add to the
> bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
> Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried
> druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a
> drewscriver. Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two
> cups of salt. Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice
> and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some
> fink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360
> degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the wine and wipe
> counter with the cat.
> Bingle Jells!

[saltynay]

lol thats actually how I cook you have to ensure the wine doesn't degrade whilst your cooking and the only way to do that is sacrifice your liver for the greater culinary good atleast thats my BS speech for doing it.