[jerry5739]

i dunno i thot this was really funny.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/arch...11209-son.html

[Juice Daddy]

lol

[FghtinIrshNvrDi]

lol... wow. That's funny...

Ryan

[Trifid]

Does your child read hacking manuals?

I think that would be a bit obvious about what he is doing. :/

[Flanker]

Old-ish, repost-ish, but still funny.

[Diabetic]

I don't understand, is that meant to be serious?

*confused*

(I think my brain is underloading due to lack of sugar so I appologise for my slowness)

[Trotter]

I hope that article was tongue in cheek.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

There are, unfortunately, many hacking manuals available in bookshops today. A few titles to be on the lookout for are:... "Neuromancer" by William Gibson

You gotta be kidding me...

The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

Takes me that long just to check all my email boxes...

7. Is your son becoming argumentative and surly in his social behaviour?

Called being a teenager...

8. Is your son obsessed with "Lunix"?

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War... Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone... If you see the word "LILO" during your windows startup (just after you turn the machine on), your son has installed lunix. In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.

[mac_mogul]

If your son has undergone a sudden change in his style of dress, you may have a hacker on your hands. Hackers tend to dress in bright, day-glo colors. They may wear baggy pants, bright colored shirts and spiky hair dyed in bright colors to match their clothes. They may take to carrying "glow-sticks" and some wear pacifiers around their necks. (I have no idea why they do this) There are many such hackers in schools today, and your son may have started to associate with them. If you notice that your son's group of friends includes people dressed like this, it is time to think about a severe curfew, to protect him from dangerous influences.

This is what we would call a "raver" or "scene kid"

Computer hackers are often limited by conventional computer hardware. They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory. If your son starts requesting these devices, it is possible that he has a legitimate need. You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.

If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites. Do not buy this chip! This is one request that you must refuse your son, if you are to have any hope of raising him well.

This is what we would call a "gamer" or possibly a "computer hobbyist"

If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day.

I spend upwards of 10 hours a day on the computer. Mainly because I work on one.

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

I'll be on "QUAKE" later if anyone wants to talk about hacking into the Pentagon's security system...



I would hate to have this guy for a father. I would probably have killed myself long ago.

[Shumway]

Well from reading that it seem's everyone here @ TF are hacker's :freak:

[Alex81388]

Before I proxied that site my school blocked it under the "Hacking Tutorials" section... hahah

I love it.