I'm going to be unhelpful and just mess with you...
being an MS/Windows fan and one who hates all those apple ads...
straight from the horse:
Apple - Get a Mac - It Just Works
and for a chuckle and to repeat your dilemma:
Petzold Book Blog - “It Just Works”
You are lying!
Apple says it just works and also doesn't crash. So there....hehe
You guys are all lyars if you keep saying you have problems with Macs and stuff...
PC fan, over and out...back to my non mac forums