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Hard drive is making funny noises and you need make a back up ASAP.</td></tr><tr><td align="left" width="28">
10.</td><td nd="2" align="left" width="473">You're actually sick because you spent all weekend outside in line for tickets to the latest
X-Men movie.</td></tr><tr><td align="left">
9.</td><td nd="3" align="left" width="473">Monitor died and you couldn't sleep without its soft glow.</td></tr><tr><td align="left">
8.</td><td nd="4" align="left" width="473">You're down ten grand in online poker and you can't quit now.</td></tr><tr><td align="left">
7.</td><td nd="5" align="left" width="473">All day
Star Trek TOS marathon on the
Sci-Fi channel today.</td></tr><tr><td align="left">
6.</td><td align="left" width="473">Found a
really great unsecured webcam at Google headquarters.</td></tr><tr><td align="left">
5.</td><td nd="6" align="left" width="473">Mistakenly thought caffeine overdose was heart attack.</td></tr><tr><td align="left">
4.</td><td nd="7" align="left" width="473">Cut self badly assembling PC and had to go to the emergency room.</td></tr><tr><td align="left">
3.</td><td nd="8" align="left" width="473">Visit from corporate "suits" about missed delivery date on
software project.</td></tr><tr><td align="left" height="16">
2.</td><td nd="9" align="left" width="473">Marathon flame war about which
operating system is best just won't end. </td></tr><tr><td align="left">
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BBspot - Top 11 Reasons Geeks Call in Sick