OHH this is right up my ally... lol im going into Law Enforcement..so... heres a few weird ones from canada..
My favorite one
"Homeowners are responsible for clearing snow off of municipal sidewalks."
Which means when it snows i have to go shovel and de-ice the city sidewalk infront of my house... if not I can get a fine.. and if you slip and fall you can sue me...
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
From the city of Uxbridge
Residents are not allowed to have an Internet connection faster than 56k
One funny one from the UK
Picking up abandoned baggage is an act of terrorism.
It is illegal to be drunk on Licensed Premises (in a pub or bar).
lol