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Posted by: john3

I thought i'd start a thread with meaningful and intelligent quotes stated by some of the greatest minds on this earth, i thought i'd get us started.

"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life" -Confucius



Posted by: talldude123

"You know I don't sign any document issued by a government institution." - Dale Gribble - King of the Hill



Posted by: Sylus

"People are like books, some you can read some you can't." - Me



Posted by: Ridlyn

"Whatch your tiny spending, because even a small crack can sink a huge ship"-Ridlyn



Posted by: septoid2

No offense, but your own quotes are horrible and fall under the category of common sense, so please, don't post them.

[QUOTE]It takes a lot of courage to release the familiar and seemingly secure, to embrace the new. But there is no real security in what is no longer meaningful. There is more security in the adventurous and exciting, for in movement there is life, and in change there is power. - Alen Cohen[/QUOTE]
I always read this quote whenever I'm feeling nostalgic or a bit depressed.

[QUOTE]The dogmas of the quiet past are inadequate to the stormy present. The occasion is piled high with difficulty, and we must rise with the occasion. As our case is new, so we must think anew and act anew. -Abraham Lincoln[/QUOTE]
I read this to myself whenever I'm trying to find a solution to a problem thats quite abstract and unorthadox. No one says it quite like good ol' Abe.

[QUOTE][B]It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.[/B] -Epictetus[/QUOTE]
Great quote, helped me so many times in so many situations, especially when I'm being bullheaded and cocky.



Posted by: Harper

[b]"Beyond all dark clouds there is a blue sky"[/b] - Me

[b]"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of he||. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."[/b] - Shepard Book, FireFly



Posted by: john3

here is a great quote that describes what we have done to each other for money

"Money often costs too much"
-Ralph Waldo Emerson



Posted by: john3

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Harper [/i]
[B]"Beyond all dark clouds there is a blue sky" - Me [/B][/QUOTE]

i think anyone that has ever taken science is aware of that, haha, joke :p



Posted by: Nubius

“Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.” - Stalin



Posted by: john3

whoa, harsh.

Stalin is gangsta, BOOYAKASHA!



Posted by: mikesgroovin

No, I wouldn't have called it rape. It was more like surprise sex. - One of my good friends



Posted by: Powerslave

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by john3 [/i]
[B]whoa, harsh.

Stalin is gangsta, BOOYAKASHA! [/B][/QUOTE]

He's better then a gangster, he's a communist dictator from ****! Gangster just makes him sound retarded, since all gangsters these days are.



Posted by: GuitarFreak1857

"seize the day or die regretting the time you lost" - avenged sevenfold :D



Posted by: john3

"A witty saying proves nothing."
-Voltaire



Posted by: Nubius

voltaire is annoying as crap.

[quote]No, I wouldn't have called it rape. It was more like surprise sex. - One of my good friends[/quote] I find that one......................quite funny



Posted by: HAVOC

"Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?" ~ George W. Bush



Posted by: john3

HAHAHAHAHAHAH~!



Posted by: Dark_Sniper*

True, we love life, not because we are used to living,
but because we are used to loving. There is always some madness in love,
but there is also always some reason in madness
- Friedrich Nietzsche



Posted by: septoid2

"Beyond all dark clouds there is a blue sky" - Me

WHAT DID I JUST SAY ?!?!?!?! COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!! EVEN THE METAPHORICAL MEANING OF IT IS STILL SO EASY TO GRASP ITS NOT WORTH BEING CALLED A QUOTE.

Sorry.



Posted by: mikesgroovin

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Nubius [/i]
[B]voltaire is annoying as crap.

I find that one......................quite funny [/B][/QUOTE]

Just to clarify, I don't know any rapists. He was just mocking this guy he saw on the news. A young basketball player :p :rolleyes:



Posted by: ATIRAGEPRO

[i]"If you argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you down with his experiance..."[/i] -Flanker

[size=1][i][color=darkblue]"If thou wilst argue dilligantly unto the foolish, he shalt bring forth LOWERING on thee, wilst smiting thee with his experiance therien..."[/color][/i]- ATiRAGEPRO[/size]

[QUOTE]He's better then a gangster, he's a communist dictator from ****! Gangster just makes him sound retarded, since all gangsters these days are.[/QUOTE]

[i]"Getting started... Getting stupid..."[/i] -Black Eye Peas

[i]"Federal agents MAAD cuz I'm Fragrant...."[/i] -Biggy Smallz

[i]"I aint dat ***** trying to halla cuz I want some ****.... I'm dat ***** trying to halla cuz I want some bread...."[/i] -50. Cent :mad: :mad: :rolleyes:

[QUOTE]No, I wouldn't have called it rape. It was more like surprise sex. - One of my good friends[/QUOTE]

[i]One night, it was getting late.... He was ****RAPED by a large inmate, and the prison guards paid no attention to his cries...."[/i]- Date rape song

[QUOTE]“Death solves all problems - no man, no problem.” - Stalin[/QUOTE] [SIZE=4][i]"Amen..."[/i][/SIZE] -Revelation 22:20

;) :cool:



Posted by: HAVOC

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by septoid2 [/i]
[B]"Beyond all dark clouds there is a blue sky" - Me

WHAT DID I JUST SAY ?!?!?!?! COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!! EVEN THE METAPHORICAL MEANING OF IT IS STILL SO EASY TO GRASP ITS NOT WORTH BEING CALLED A QUOTE.

Sorry. [/B][/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/HAVOC2k5/STFU.png[/IMG]



Posted by: ATIRAGEPRO

[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/atiragepro/away_from_internet.jpg[/IMG]:rolleyes:
:p :cool:



Posted by: Powerslave

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ATIRAGEPRO [/i]
[B][i]"If you argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you down with his experiance..."[/i] -Flanker

[size=1][i][color=darkblue]"If thou wilst argue dilligantly unto the foolish, he shalt bring forth LOWERING on thee, wilst smiting thee with his experiance therien..."[/color][/i]- ATiRAGEPRO[/size]



[i]"Getting started... Getting stupid..."[/i] -Black Eye Peas

[i]"Federal agents MAAD cuz I'm Fragrant...."[/i] -Biggy Smallz

[i]"I aint dat ***** trying to halla cuz I want some ****.... I'm dat ***** trying to halla cuz I want some bread...."[/i] -50. Cent :mad: :mad: :rolleyes:



[i]One night, it was getting late.... He was ****RAPED by a large inmate, and the prison guards paid no attention to his cries...."[/i]- Date rape song

[SIZE=4][i]"Amen..."[/i][/SIZE] -Revelation 22:20

;) :cool: [/B][/QUOTE]

Flanker didn't make that quote.



Posted by: kaname

Here's the best I've seen lately

"Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand." - Powerslave's sig



Posted by: john3

DONT EVER POST A PICTURE OF Law and Order SVU with "Ice-T" in it, he is by far the WORST ACTOR EVER LIVED, and hes getting his "big break" in the recent episode, what with his monotone emotions.



Posted by: P.P. Mguire

[quote] "seize the day or die regretting the time you lost" - avenged sevenfold[/quote] You do know A7X didnt create that right? M. Shadows took that off of somebodies real quote.

Lifes a *****, then you die.
If lifes short then why is it the longest thing you do?
Your only as good as you sound and look.



Posted by: Lonewolf5460

I keep my standards pretty low, so I'm never disappointed.- IDK who

"Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant ****in' Mark Twain ****. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone."- saw on someones sig



Posted by: ATIRAGEPRO

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by john3 [/i]
[B]what with his monotone emotions. [/B][/QUOTE][COLOR=darkblue]Who? where? why? what?[/COLOR] :confused:


[QUOTE]
Your only as good as you sound and look. [/QUOTE]

[SIZE=4]^^[/SIZE] [IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/atiragepro/kyo3.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v382/atiragepro/kyo3.gif[/IMG]

"Asodo-tendo-kawai... Oey..." - Kyo Kusanagi

lol:p :cool:



Posted by: P.P. Mguire

That quote is from my dad, hes a sound and lighting engineer and it fits.



Posted by: Harper

[b]"This launch further demonstrates Microsoft's commitment to enhancing the computing experience for Mac users,"[/b] Scott Erickson

Yeah, Um, WTF? Is this some sort of sick joke?



Posted by: talldude123

A few "funnies" i just have to share:

"Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand." -Anon

"What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator." - Anon

"Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window." - Anon

"If a trainstation is where the train stops, what's a workstation...?" - Anon



Posted by: septoid2

"When a lady opens her mouth when she's not supposed to, punch her in the face." -Unknown (hehehe)



Posted by: P.P. Mguire

Know when a blonde is lieing? Whenever she opens her mouth! Oh, not a joke thread sorry.



Posted by: Apokalipse

"those who run in front of car get tired
those who run behind car get exhausted"



Posted by: Powerslave

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by john3 [/i]
[B]DONT EVER POST A PICTURE OF Law and Order SVU with "Ice-T" in it, he is by far the WORST ACTOR EVER LIVED, and hes getting his "big break" in the recent episode, what with his monotone emotions. [/B][/QUOTE]

Ehhh, he's not that bad. Look at Shaq in Shizaam or whatever that early 90's movie was called, then you'll learn the definition of bad acting.



Posted by: Tckarky

ill be back - arnold swatchesgegeers....



Posted by: Nukem

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by septoid2 [/i]

WHAT DID I JUST SAY ?!?!?!?! COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!! EVEN THE METAPHORICAL MEANING OF IT IS STILL SO EASY TO GRASP ITS NOT WORTH BEING CALLED A QUOTE.

Sorry. [/B][/QUOTE]


Sometimes the "easy" even needs reinforcement...


[URL=http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/tombstone/839/king/King_keeptalkin.wav]Common Sense[/URL]



Posted by: Sylus

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Powerslave [/i]
[B]Look at Shaq in Shizaam or whatever that early 90's movie was called, then you'll learn the definition of bad acting. [/B][/QUOTE]

"BAM!" - Emeril Lagasse.

[IMG]http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f35/guyver_gigantic/emeril.jpg[/IMG]

Oh and the movie is called "Kazaam" btw. If you think his acting is bad wait till you hear him rap and I use the word "rap" loosely.



Posted by: john3

"common sense is not so common" -Anon
"Youth is wasted on the young."-George Bernard Shaw



Posted by: nitestick

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murphy[/url]'s_law#Examples

murphy's law


"don't look at me in that tone of of voice or i'll poke your ears out with my eyebrows" - random stoner at train station



Posted by: Shumway

[b]"You can't soar with the Eagle's when you hang with a bunch of Turkey's"[/b] - My Buddy Dean.



Posted by: Harper

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Capt. Mal: Define "interesting".
Wash: Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?





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