Setting Up Linux (Isn't Worth It) For Beginners *NSFW explicit language*

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I thought this was just a hilarious read. Any bashing aside, the article is funny in its own way, as are the pictures.

Setting Up Linux (Isn't Worth It) For Beginners

GNU/Linux, more commonly known simply as Linux, is a free operating system and gateway into a dimension comprised almost entirely of brain-**** and penguins.

Just The Facts

1. It's free.
2. It's stable and secure.
3. Assuming you chmod +x /usr/bin/firefox, install the proper libraries, and learn the correct incantation to make Flash work, you can use it to look at boobies on the Internet.
4. Ironically, the boobies you would be looking at have an 80 percent chance of being hosted on a server running it.

History

While Microsoft and Apple were started by nerds whose eyes had been replaced by cartoonish dollar signs, the Linux kernel is the fruit of one commie grad student's hobby in the early 90s. Originally designed as a clone of Unix to run on the creator's personal machine, Linus Torvalds released Linux (see what he did there?) to the then youthful Interwebs under the GPL (an Open Source license allowing software to be freely modified and distributed).

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So, if you have a bare-bones PC with a hard-drive you don't feel like weighing down with Windows, or you don't have parents who'll buy you a sweet pink Air to slap Sparklehorse stickers on and take with you to Starbucks, go with Linux.

Har har har lol
 
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